56 funny vacation quotes - Wordgag

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

May 21, 2026

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

May 21, 2026

The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

May 21, 2026

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

May 21, 2026

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

May 21, 2026

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

May 20, 2026

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

May 20, 2026

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

May 20, 2026

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

May 20, 2026

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

May 20, 2026

Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

May 20, 2026

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

May 19, 2026

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

May 19, 2026

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

May 19, 2026

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

May 19, 2026

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

May 19, 2026

I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

May 19, 2026

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

May 19, 2026

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

May 19, 2026

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

May 18, 2026

Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

May 18, 2026

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

Apr 1, 2026

I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

Mar 31, 2026

I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

Mar 31, 2026

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Mar 31, 2026

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

Mar 31, 2026

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

Mar 31, 2026

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

Mar 31, 2026

I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

Mar 31, 2026

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Mar 30, 2026

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Mar 30, 2026

White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

Mar 29, 2026

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Mar 29, 2026

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Mar 29, 2026

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

Mar 28, 2026

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

Mar 28, 2026

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Mar 28, 2026

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Mar 28, 2026

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Mar 28, 2026

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

Mar 28, 2026