56 funny vacation quotes - Wordgag

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

May 30, 2026

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

May 30, 2026

I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

May 30, 2026

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

May 30, 2026

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

May 30, 2026

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

May 30, 2026

Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

May 30, 2026

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

May 29, 2026

I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

May 28, 2026

I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

May 28, 2026

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

May 28, 2026

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

May 28, 2026

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

May 28, 2026

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

May 28, 2026

I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

May 28, 2026

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

May 27, 2026

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

May 27, 2026

White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

May 26, 2026

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

May 26, 2026

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

May 26, 2026

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

May 25, 2026

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

May 25, 2026

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

May 25, 2026

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

May 25, 2026

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

May 25, 2026

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

May 25, 2026

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

May 24, 2026

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

May 24, 2026

After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

May 24, 2026

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

May 23, 2026

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

May 22, 2026

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

May 22, 2026

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

May 22, 2026

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

May 22, 2026

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

May 22, 2026

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

May 22, 2026

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

May 22, 2026

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

May 22, 2026

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

May 22, 2026

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

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