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Sounds like a "grate" idea! 🧀😄 Time to Brie yourself!
37 Funny focus quotes
Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.
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When your name sounds like a scientific term, but you've got a PhD in concentration 🤓📚🤣
I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.
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Skipping gym and rent—a multitasking genius! 🏋️♂️🔒😄
Taking Adderall to use the calculator app.
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Who knew it took rocket fuel to launch the Calculator app? 🚀🔢😂
Deleting university to focus on Twitter.
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Priorities = tweeting my way to a PhD in memes 📚➡️🐦😂
You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?
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That's because deciphering the lyrics is the only challenge more hair-raising than listening to the songs! 🎵🕵️♂️🔍
If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.
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Guess I'll be seeing you at the gates of Hogwarts then! 🎓📚✨
It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.
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Sounds like my favorite activity: competitive ceiling staring! 😜🛌🌌
Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.
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Time to buy that winning ticket, because these artifacts and abs aren't going to admire themselves! 🤑🏛️💪
I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.
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Finally, a plot twist I can get behind! 📚😅 #SelfImprovement