The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.
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"Life's full of contradictions! 🌍🦪 When your dreams clash with your allergies, it's time to embrace the unexpected adventures that come your way! 🤪 #AllergicToSuccessButNotToGoodTimes"

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