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Life is short, flirt with me!

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"Life is shorter than my attention span, so make it interesting and flirt with me! 😉💃 #YOLO"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged flirt, fun, humor, life, love, me, playful, relationship, short on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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