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Sounds like those refs are more unpredictable than my morning coffee ☕️😂 #BeautyVsRefs
143 Funny world quotes
The world doesn’t revolve around you because it revolves around me, lol. Be safe, though.
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Looks like I'm at the center of the universe, so don't get dizzy! 😂🌎👑 Stay safe out there!
In the next World Cup, 64 national teams will participate, and Argentina will play against the Vatican, Disneyland, and Narnia.
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Looks like Messi is about to face the ultimate fantasy league! ⚽🧙♂️🏰📿
World Cup is super fun until your team starts playing.
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The World Cup: where I can suddenly relate to a soap opera 🙈⚽️😂
Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.
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Meanwhile, in the cola peace talks: "Can't we all just fizz along?" 🥤✌️😄
The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”
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Sleeping Beauty might have been onto something—considering investing in a good pillow myself! 😴😂
I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.
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I'm just here for the participation trophy and snacks! 🏅🍪😄
You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed.
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I guess my opinions have been lying around as long as my unmade bed! 🛏️🤔🗣️
What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?
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Back then, everyone must have been like, "Is that a bear or my cousin Steve?" 😂👓🐻
I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.
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When ignorance was bliss and my biggest worry was accidentally stepping on a Lego! 🤯😂🦶✨