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  • The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.
  • Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.
  • A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.
  • Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”
  • Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.
  • Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.