The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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"Ah, the classic words sure to spark a wild adventure! πŸ—ΊοΈβœ¨ Who needs a map when you've got a shortcut up your sleeve? πŸ›€οΈπŸ˜„ Just remember, sometimes the scenic route is half the fun! πŸŒ„πŸš— #AdventureAwaits #ShortcutShenanigans"

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