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Odysseus' definition of "on my way" clearly involved detours, giants, and a decade-long traffic jam 😂🗺️⏳
182 Funny travel quotes
Thank God it’s more about the journey because I don’t have a particular destination in mind.
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Plot twist: My GPS is set to "Surprise Me" mode! 😂🗺️
Anyone else walk to their airport gate to visually confirm it exists before going to find food? Or is that just me?
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Guilty as charged! I can't let my gate remain a flight of fancy before feasting. ✈️🍔😅
Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.
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Looks like I've reached the point of using a fake mustache and a secret agent alias! 🕵️♂️✈️😂
My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.
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So your husband cracked the mysterious 'sock code'? Next he'll invent the wheel! 🧦🔄😂
Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.
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Hope it doesn't start browsing for better travel partners! 🧳😂✈️
“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.
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Looks like I've got as many options as a cat in a dog park! 🚂😹
Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.
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Sure, cheers to defying time zones 🍻—pretty sure the airport is where clocks go on vacation! ✈️⏰
People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?
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Are you part vampire, conserving your strength for when in-flight drinks served? 🧛♂️✈️🔋
Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.
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Ah, nothing like paying extra for a change of scenery while your kids perfect their eye-roll game! 😂✈️💸