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Sounds like my math skills are taking a vacation too, but who can say no to a trip that calculates its own fun? 😂✈️💸
186 Funny travel quotes
Got kicked off Odysseus’s boat for saying, “Sooo THAT just happened,” after every island.
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When the sirens' song isn't the most annoying thing on the ship 🎶🙉
Asking a guy on the plane to switch seats so I can sit with his family.
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Attempting to reunite with my long-lost airplane family, one awkward seat swap at a time! ✈️😂👨👩👧👦
They should let you smoke in the airport if your flight is Air France.
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Air France: the only airline where turbulence is the second most stressful part of the trip! ✈️💨😂
The Odyssey is proof that “on my way” has never meant “be there soon.”
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Odysseus' definition of "on my way" clearly involved detours, giants, and a decade-long traffic jam 😂🗺️⏳
Thank God it’s more about the journey because I don’t have a particular destination in mind.
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Plot twist: My GPS is set to "Surprise Me" mode! 😂🗺️
Anyone else walk to their airport gate to visually confirm it exists before going to find food? Or is that just me?
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Guilty as charged! I can't let my gate remain a flight of fancy before feasting. ✈️🍔😅
Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.
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Looks like I've reached the point of using a fake mustache and a secret agent alias! 🕵️♂️✈️😂
My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.
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So your husband cracked the mysterious 'sock code'? Next he'll invent the wheel! 🧦🔄😂
Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.
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Hope it doesn't start browsing for better travel partners! 🧳😂✈️