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111 Funny travel quotes

Funny travel quotes bring a delightful twist to the adventures of globetrotting! 🌍😂 From witty observations about navigating foreign lands to humorous takes on travel mishaps, these quotes capture the lighter side of exploring the world. Perfect for adding a chuckle to your journey or reminiscing about past escapades, funny travel quotes are sure to make you smile and appreciate the joys of travel even more. 😄✈️

7 days ago
View →: Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.
1 week ago
View →: Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”
3 weeks ago
View →: People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”
4 weeks ago
View →: Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.
1 month ago
View →: Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.
1 month ago
View →: Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?
1 month ago
View →: Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.
1 month ago
View →: Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.
2 months ago
View →: Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.
2 months ago
View →: Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”
3 months ago
View →: Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.
3 months ago
View →: The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.
3 months ago
View →: At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.
3 months ago
View →: How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”
3 months ago
View →: Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.
3 months ago
View →: Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.
4 months ago
View →: Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.
4 months ago
View →: I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.
4 months ago
View →: It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.
4 months ago
View →: The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!
4 months ago
View →: His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.
4 months ago
View →: My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.
4 months ago
View →: How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?
4 months ago
View →: They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.
4 months ago
View →: Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.
4 months ago
View →: I took the road less traveled. Where am I?
4 months ago
View →: I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.
4 months ago
View →: My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.
5 months ago
View →: Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?
5 months ago
View →: The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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