Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGot thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?” I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco. I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken. I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.