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Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

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Well, if the toast is wearing a beret and a tiny mustache while sipping on a tiny cup of espresso, then it's definitely French! 🇫🇷☕🥖 But let's be real, even if the toast doesn't speak, it still knows how to butter us up! 🤣🍞

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged conversation, food, french, humor, joke, know, talk, toast on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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