The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison” Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life! Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet. Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon). I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian. I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.