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At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

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"Who knows, maybe the zombies are just misunderstood romantics searching for their soulmates, or the aliens could be intergalactic matchmakers on a mission to find you love! 👽💖🧟‍♂️ Never say never when it comes to cosmic love connections!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alien, dating, expectation, humor, i, irony, life, love, meet, point, relationship, sure, zombie on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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