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Sounds like a singles retreat with extra steps! 🍹🌧️😆
62 Funny meet quotes
If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.
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Did they raise you in a volcano lair? Because your villain origin story is giving me real Dr. Evil vibes! 😈🌋
It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.
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When your soulmate is just a Wi-Fi connection and twelve time zones away 😂🌍💕
I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.
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Maybe they're just really good at interviews… or maybe they've got a secret handshake I don't know about! 🤔🤷♂️👋
Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).
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Swiping left on dating apps, swiping right on HR policies! 😅💼❤️
Settling down and getting married so I can finally meet the au pair of my dreams.
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Sounds like the plot twist nobody saw coming in a rom-com about household chores!
Everyone quit your job and meet me in the park.
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I'll be the one with the dream job application in one hand and a frisbee in the other.
One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.
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Finally, someone who understands my texting style! 😂📵✨
In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.
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Leap into your 30s with style—short men make great hurdles! 🏃♀️🤣🏆
Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?
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Too bad I left my ceremonial robes at the dry cleaners this week! 😅🔮🕯️