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When grape juice suddenly makes everyone giggle and sing, you know it's the kid-friendly "special sauce"! 🍇🍹🤣
136 Funny show quotes
You could genuinely be the most stressed in your life at 3 a.m., then a bug would show up in your room that you have never even seen in your life.
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When it's 3 a.m., and you're having a stress summit with a surprise guest speaker: the super bug from Planet WTF! 🐛😱🌌
Remembering when The Walking Dead killed off Carl because his actor turned 18, and they didn’t wanna pay him an adult salary.
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Guess Carl learned the hard way that growing up is truly the scariest thing in a zombie apocalypse! 😅🎂🧟♂️
Sometimes, when I get emotionally attached to a show, I don’t watch the last episode so it doesn’t end for me.
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Refusing to say goodbye like a pro, keeping those fictional friends around indefinitely 📺😭🍿
Apple TV might be money laundering. They make amazing, expensive shows, and don’t tell nobody about them.
Commentary:
Sounds like Apple TV is running a secret society of shows 🍏📺✨ Maybe you need to know the secret handshake to get a subscription! 🤔🕵️♂️
Having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers I don’t approve.
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When my brain starts broadcasting bad ideas, gotta shake my head to let the telepaths know I'm changing the channel! 🧠📡😂
“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.
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Oh yeah, "I'll see" is the ultimate RSVP for the socially averse 😂🚫🙅♂️
Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’
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Sure thing! How about this: "I guess I should have sent a 6-month notice before actually wanting a car 🚗🤔🙈"
The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.
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Adulting is the ultimate showbiz gig—no sick days, just sparkles and tissues! 🎭😅🧻
This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.
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Who needs art classes when you can master the craft of passionate post-game rants? 🎨📞🍻