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Sounds like I need to add "mind reader" to my resume… or maybe just "professional forgetter"! 🙃🧠🚶♂️
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The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.
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Daydreaming so hard, my imagination filed for a restraining order 😂✨🌌
Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.
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Guess it's time to find the cheat codes for unlimited snacks and naps! 🎮🍕😴
Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.
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When you spot a BBL in the wild, it's like finding a unicorn at the grocery store 🦄🛒🤯
Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.
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Sounds like a solid plan unless you're looking at your bank account! 🏦👀🤣
The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m.
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When you realize 'Good morning' is actually a threat! 😂🌅 #IWannaSleep
Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.
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Looks like we need a new 12-step program for worldviews! 🧠🚑 #PropagandaProblems
People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.
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Reality: now available in HD! 😂📺🌐 #UpgradeComplete
As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.
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I know, right? My "Strangers Offering Free Drugs" punch card is still completely blank! 😅🍬🚫
Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.
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Guess it’s time to apologize to my 3rd grade teacher for turning into a superhero mid-math class! 🚀🦸♂️✨