Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMilking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow. I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body. Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”. “Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV. Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.