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Moo-d miracles are udder-rated! 🐄🍷🥛
24 Funny cow quotes
How are cows and chickens not extinct? We eat them girls like bags of chips.
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Cows and chickens must have secret ninja skills to keep dodging extinction while we're munching away like it's snack time! 🐄🐔🍟
Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.
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Moo-ving to Switzerland for the views and the grass-fed lifestyle! 🐄🇨🇭🌄
Jesus turns water into wine, and everybody goes crazy. Cows turn grass into milk, and nobody bats an eye.
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Holy cow, maybe we should start celebrating udder miracles! 🐄🥛🍷
You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.
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Mooo-ving proof that staying young at heart is udderly irresistible! 🐮🚗😂
I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.
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Still trying to tip the scales with good deeds so that cow doesn't come back in my next life 🐄✌️😅
I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.
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Cows: 1 point for cuteness, 2 points for cheesiness 😂🐮🍔
Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.
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Still convinced Rose was just practicing her planking skills. 🚢😢🛳️ #SaveJack
Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.
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Never skip floor season! 🐄🥗😂
A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.
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Guess I was half asleep when I first heard that! 🐄😂