21 Funny three quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

  Commentary:
  "When you answer just one question, you're not dodging bullets—you're running a marathon in a minefield! 🏃‍♂️💥😅"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

  Commentary:
  "When you achieve inner peace by turning your inbox into a black hole. 🌌📭😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

  Commentary:
  "G'day, mate! Nothing like a hearty kangaroo stew after a hopping good workout! 🥊🐨🥘"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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  Commentary:
  "Living the trilogy of life: hydrate like a champ, caffeinate like you're on a deadline, and celebrate like it's 5 o'clock somewhere! 🥤☕️🥂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

  Commentary:
  "When the moon is out there herding wolves, women, and waves, you know it's under a lot of pressure! 🌕🐺🌊👩‍🦰"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

  Commentary:
  "Life as a woman: Playing a never-ending game of 'Guess That Body Signal' with your own anatomy! 🧐💁‍♀️😂 #GirlProblems"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of self-checkout! 🤷‍♂️ Clearly, they misunderstood the concept of "self" in self-checkout. Maybe they thought it meant "staff-assisted" checkout instead! 🤣 #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

  Commentary:
  "Trust your gut, they say. But maybe steer clear of the slot machines 🎰. Three out of five ain't bad… unless you're betting your life savings! 😂 #IntuitiveButNotLucky"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said a way to a man's heart is through his stomach clearly never dated a man who can cook! 🍳🔥 Forget red flags, give me a chef any day! 😄👨‍🍳 #RelationshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

  Commentary:
  🍻 “Hear ye, hear ye! It’s time for the official unveiling of the ‘Tipsy Furnishing’ concept! Where meatballs and merriment meet flat-pack furniture – because who doesn’t want their Gjörfbunkle to come with a side of brewski wisdom? Cheers to the genius who knew the true path to assemble-y bliss!” 🛋️🍺

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