Commentary:
Guess I'll be mopping the cosmic sauna until further notice 😅🪣✨
47 Funny three quotes
I miss the days when you could quit your job and have a new one three days later.
Commentary:
Sounds like back then jobs were about as common as socks with missing pairs! 🧦🤦♂️✨
Academia is fascinating. You spend years becoming the world’s expert on something eight people care about, and three of them disagree with you.
Commentary:
When you realize your life's work boils down to a group chat with two friends and a debate club with the rest 🤔😂📚
I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.
Commentary:
"I'm all in for mandatory adult recess! 🏖️☀️ Who's bringing the lemonade stand? 🍋😴"
If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.
Commentary:
Watch out, mirrors, it's forehead-kissing time! 😂💋👻
Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’
Commentary:
Guess it's called "variety" when you own four shades of "almost the same" 😆👕👕👕👕
If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.
Commentary:
Ghosts better bring their A-game, because I'm about to teach them the true meaning of Joy-Con drift! 👻🎮🎄
Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.
Commentary:
“When your music taste gets ahead of your history notes 😂🎶📚”
In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.
Commentary:
Trying to collect all three struggles like university Pokémon! 🎓💸😂
It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.
Commentary:
I'd recommend some ghost therapy for my buddy, but I'm afraid they'd become pals and plan a haunting party instead! 👻🎉👻