Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, don't need it.

Commentary:
“Just like how I can’t reach the last slice of pizza in the box, but clearly, I don’t need it…🍕🚫 Lazy Rule at its finest! Who needs things that require stretchy effort anyway, right? 😂 #LazyLife”

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