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Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

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My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

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Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.