Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax? Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhy do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.
