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Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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"Looks like someone has found the perfect antidote for their blues! 💸 Who needs therapy when you have a fat bank account, am I right? 😜💰 #MoneyMood #CureForTheBlues"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cure, depression, financial, financial freedom, freedom, happiness, health, humor, joke, mental, mental health, million, money, thing, wealth on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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