Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane? Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sweet, but twisted? Sounds like a delicious combination! 🍭🤪 Who knew candy canes could be so relatable? Keep rocking that unique flavor!" Related funny posts 🤝 I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy. How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth. Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like. Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred. I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.