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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.