My parents didnโ€™t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of practicing rudeness! ๐Ÿ™Š It's like a skill that gets better with time, right? ๐Ÿ˜„ Thank goodness for the patient parents who taught us the etiquette of being impolite! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘"