Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppToasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial. I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not. If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again. If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?” Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.
