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86 Funny free quotes

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As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

ā€œPlease feel free to ignore this email!ā€ Way ahead of you, buddy.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks ā€œare you at free at the moment?ā€. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Everybody thinks ā€œFree Hugsā€ signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of ā€œall the free time you clearly haveā€.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Why is it called ā€œfree timeā€ when I use it to spend all my money?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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