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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.