Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.