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  • If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
  • If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.
  • Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.
  • Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…
  • I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.
  • I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.