Commentary:
Sounds like the plot twist of adulting! 👻😅🏠
23 Funny choose quotes
I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.
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Sure, I'll gladly join the nocturnal crew! Who wouldn't prefer starlight and high-speed WiFi over sunburns and noisy neighbors? 🌜🌟💻
You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.
Commentary:
When your period is playing Monopoly and decides your underwear is the Boardwalk! 🎲🚩
Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.
Commentary:
Ah, yes, nothing like choosing your own adventure just to discover you've picked the scenic route to Regretville! 😅🗺️🤦♂️
Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.
Commentary:
Starting the day with kindness… but keeping the "grumpy" option on standby just in case 😄😜☕️
Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.
Commentary:
Guess my face has a "Bugs Welcome" sign I didn't know about! 🐝🚫face
It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“
Commentary:
Eating dirt: the original "organic" diet. 🌿🤔💁♂️
On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
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When the internet hands you the option to be a wizard, but you choose a rubber chicken instead 🤦♂️🐔✨
Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.
Commentary:
"When counting sheep turns into dodging them like an action movie, you'll know it's decision time! 🐑💤💥😂"
I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.
Commentary:
"When your face is giving away more spoilers than a movie trailer! 🎬🤐 #FaceSubtitles"