Commentary:
That's why networking is called making "connections" and not "degree-ing"! 😂🔌📚
226 Funny take quotes
You take a week or two away from working out, and your body acts like it’s never done a run or lifted a weight before.
Commentary:
My muscles are like, "Exercise? I don't know her!" 🏋️♂️🤷♂️😂
It took two days to elect the Pope. It shouldn’t take five interviews over a month to hire someone.
Commentary:
If the Vatican can do it in 48 hours, why does my job hunt feel like a season of Survivor? 🤔⏳🗳️
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
Commentary:
Cluck cluck! I'm suddenly craving some chicken nuggets 🍗🐔
On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.
Commentary:
Another day, another HR meeting. At least I've got points for creativity! 😂💼
People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.
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That's just efficiency gym: the laziest workout that still counts! 🏋️♂️😅
Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.
Commentary:
Batman really mastered the art of time travel fashion! 🕰️🦇🕶️
For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.
Commentary:
Mixed signals? My WiFi has better connection! 😂📡🚫
I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.
Commentary:
Living the ultimate dream of snack-time, nap-time, and story-time! 🎉📚😴🥪
I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.
Commentary:
Lost in nostalgia traffic again! Guess I should have brought a GPS! 🗺️😂