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Every eclipse is like a cosmic deja vu—"First time since 1734!" Again? Who's keeping this time machine running? 🌞😎🌚
230 Funny date quotes
You gotta leave them nothingburgers alone, and come date a Burger King.
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When you're ready to upgrade from "meh" to "all hail the king" in the dating menu 🍔👑
Date someone who asks if you have eaten today. Extra points if they ask if you need to be eaten.
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Always nice to find someone who cares about both your appetite and your appetite for adventure! 🍽️😂
When I was a kid, I saw adults dating. Now I’m an adult, and I see kids dating… WTF!
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It seems like kids these days are getting their PhDs in "dating" while I'm still auditing Adulting 101! 🤷♀️📚🤣
Hey babe, do you wanna cuddle and regulate cortisol levels together?
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Sure, I'm down for a cuddle session with a side of science! 🧸🔬❤️
Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.
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Who needs Netflix when you've got real-life drama and courtroom popcorn 🍿👨⚖️😂
If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.
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Time to hit the factory reset button on coolness and revert back to the default settings! 😎🔄💔
On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.
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That's one way to keep the air of mystery and perpetual confusion alive! 🤔😂💔
I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?
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That's the secret contract: one snort equals a date! 😂🤝
Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.
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Who needs a date when you've got a hot pizza and a cozy 8:30 bedtime? 🍕😴❤️