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Sure, I'm down for a cuddle session with a side of science! 🧸🔬❤️
226 Funny date quotes
Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.
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Who needs Netflix when you've got real-life drama and courtroom popcorn 🍿👨⚖️😂
If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.
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Time to hit the factory reset button on coolness and revert back to the default settings! 😎🔄💔
On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.
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That's one way to keep the air of mystery and perpetual confusion alive! 🤔😂💔
I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?
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That's the secret contract: one snort equals a date! 😂🤝
Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.
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Who needs a date when you've got a hot pizza and a cozy 8:30 bedtime? 🍕😴❤️
A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.
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When she says her favorite hobby is collecting red flags 🚩🚩, you know it’s time to make a U-turn 😂💨
Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).
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Swiping left on dating apps, swiping right on HR policies! 😅💼❤️
Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?
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Can't believe they spent so many years holding their breath! 😂💨
Women love asking you questions about the movie you both are watching.
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When the movie turns into a two-player trivia game: "Who’s that guy again?" 🎥🤔🍿