I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have 8 in monthly streaming services. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison. You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift. Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps. We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month. I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.
