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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

May 22, 2026

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

May 22, 2026

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

May 19, 2026

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

Mar 31, 2026

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Mar 29, 2026

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Mar 26, 2026