Killing me softly with his schlong. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppKilling me softly with his schlong. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me. I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me. I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
