53 funny laughter quotes - Wordgag

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

May 27, 2026

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

May 27, 2026

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

May 27, 2026

I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

May 27, 2026

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

May 27, 2026

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

May 27, 2026

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

May 27, 2026

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

May 26, 2026

Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

May 26, 2026

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

May 26, 2026

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

May 26, 2026

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

May 26, 2026

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

May 26, 2026

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

May 26, 2026

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

May 25, 2026

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

May 25, 2026

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

May 25, 2026

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

May 25, 2026

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

May 25, 2026

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

May 25, 2026

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

May 25, 2026

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

May 25, 2026

69 but we both just farting.

May 25, 2026

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

May 24, 2026

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

May 24, 2026

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

May 24, 2026

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

May 24, 2026

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

May 24, 2026

Killing me softly with his schlong.

May 24, 2026

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

May 22, 2026

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

May 22, 2026

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

May 22, 2026

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

May 21, 2026

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

May 21, 2026

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

May 21, 2026

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

May 21, 2026

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

May 21, 2026

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

May 20, 2026

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

May 20, 2026

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

May 20, 2026