I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone. Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand. Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.