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102 Funny texting quotes

Funny texting quotes 😄 are the perfect way to spice up your digital conversations 📱! Whether you’re looking to make someone laugh 😂, break the ice ❄️, or just add a dash of humor to your day, these witty gems can transform any chat from dull to delightful. So, why settle for boring texts when you can sprinkle a little comedy magic? Dive into the world of hilarious texting quotes and watch your messages come alive with giggles and grins! 🎉

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

Posted onMay 24, 2026May 24, 2026

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Always the drunk texter, never the drunk textee.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

I hate texting. Just hunt me like an animal.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

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