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Finally found something more reliable than my last text buddy 🤑📱🤷♂️
102 Funny texting quotes
“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.
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Looks like my brain needs to hire some extra staff! 📱🤯😂
I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.
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Guess the only thing ghosting harder than my phone battery is you! 👻📱😂
It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.
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Can't wait for the day when "XD" becomes a universal language—just think of all the emotions we could express in ancient meme hieroglyphics! 😆📜
Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.
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Girlfriend magic: You text, and boom! They actually reply—who knew sorcery was so romantic? 📱💬✨
Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..
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He’ll yeah, autocorrect has a mind of its own! 🤖😂
I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.
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Trying to balance texting them and maintaining my dignity like a cat walking on a tightrope 😂📱🎪
Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.
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When you hit send and immediately enroll in a witness protection program 🤦♂️😂📲
A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.
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When she ghosts you but keeps hitting refresh on her message app like it's the stock market 📈👻📱
Always the drunk texter, never the drunk textee.
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Living proof that typos find me funnier than other people's texts.