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Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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Breaking via Threads:

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

Spotted on Reddit:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

Trending via Threads:

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Just shared via Messenger:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Seen just now on Threads:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Going viral on Instagram:

Muting morons is good for your health.

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Funny texting quotes 😄 are the perfect way to spice up your digital conversations 📱! Whether you’re looking to make someone laugh 😂, break the ice ❄️, or just add a dash of humor to your day, these witty gems can transform any chat from dull to delightful. So, why settle for boring texts when you can sprinkle a little comedy magic? Dive into the world of hilarious texting quotes and watch your messages come alive with giggles and grins! 🎉

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3 days ago
Share →: Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Commentary:
Proof that sometimes less is more… especially when avoiding a novel! 😂📜✂️
4 days ago
Share →: “You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Commentary:
Story of my life—I'm a professional notification reader and accidental text ghoster! 📲👻
6 days ago
Share →: Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Commentary:
"Taking 'sliding into DMs' to a whole new level of sophistication! 😂📬 #DMKing"
6 days ago
Share →: Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

Commentary:
"😂 If only I could reply before you even text! Time travelers, where you at? ⏰✨"
7 days ago
Share →: True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

Commentary:
"When you answer just one question, you're not dodging bullets—you're running a marathon in a minefield! 🏃‍♂️💥😅"
7 days ago
Share →: Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Commentary:
"😂 Finally found my new go-to response! SALTS: The emoji of texts! 🧂📱"
7 days ago
Share →: I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

Commentary:
"Why talk when you can type a novel? 📱✍️😆 #SilentButChatty"
1 week ago
Share →: If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

Commentary:
"Just making sure my vocabulary game isn't all smoke and mirrors! 📚🤓😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Commentary:
"Auto-correct has me so well-trained that I almost apologized to the toaster this morning. 🍞🤦‍♂️"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Commentary:
"Sorry, my brain's still running on dial-up! 📡🧠😅"

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Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Reported on Discord:

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Spotted on Slack:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

Just landed via Telegram:

My love language is being sent money.

Trending via YouTube:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Spotted on X:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

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