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  • Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.
  • Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.
  • As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.
  • I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.
  • Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.
  • Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.