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119 Funny phone quotes

Funny phone quotes bring a humorous touch to our daily interactions with technology! 📱😂 From texting mishaps to the quirks of smartphone life, these quotes highlight the comedic side of our digital communications. Enjoy a laugh at the often amusing reality of phone use! 😄📞

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025