Funny phone quotes

Funny phone quotes bring a humorous touch to our daily interactions with technology! 📱😂 From texting mishaps to the quirks of smartphone life, these quotes highlight the comedic side of our digital communications. Enjoy a laugh at the often amusing reality of phone use! 😄📞

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Funny Quotes November 15, 2023

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Funny Quotes November 2, 2023

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Funny Quotes October 22, 2023

It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

Funny Quotes September 29, 2023

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Funny Quotes September 25, 2023

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Funny Quotes September 23, 2023

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023