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  • Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

    Commentary:
    “Weekend: the ultimate prank where you think you’re going to relax, but instead it’s just a 48-hour existential crisis! 😂😴🤯”

  • Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

    Commentary:
    “When did I become a ‘sweater’ person? Next, I’ll be hosting tea parties for my stuffed animals! 🧥☕️🐻”

  • Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

    Commentary:
    “Saturdays: the ultimate ‘choose your own adventure’ day! 😴🏃‍♂️ Or as I call it, ‘Look busy while doing nothing!’ 🍕📺”

  • One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

    Commentary:
    “Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting”

  • Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

    Commentary:
    “Manifesting my inner nepo baby—4 jobs and 0 yachts to show for it! 🛍️🛥️💸 #WhereDidIGoWrong”

  • Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

    Commentary:
    “Braving the bedside minefield to brush feels more epic than Frodo’s journey to Mordor! 🛏️👉🛁⚔️😂”

  • Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

    Commentary:
    “Accidentally? More like ‘skillfully’! 😎🍟 #Talent”

  • I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

    Commentary:
    “Imagine being committed to a hat longer than most marriages! 😆🎩 #TilDeathDoUsPart”

  • Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

    Commentary:
    “Living my best life: Bed, no pants, and zero social skills 😂🛌🎉 #AntiSocialGoals”

  • Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

    Commentary:
    “Guess even mosquitoes know how to make an impression! 😂🦟💋”

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