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When life gives you lemons, call them in sick 🍋🤒🏖️
625 Funny day quotes
Make sure to wear your nice clothes every day. The special occasion is being alive.
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Life's a runway, and I'm strutting like I just won the lottery! 💃🌟👗
Never underestimate the ability of ice cream to make you feel better when you’re having a bad day as an adult.
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Why go to therapy when you can just grab a pint? 🍦🛋️😄
Amazon will tell you your package is coming in 7 days, then deliver it the next day. These are the only kind of lies I need in my life.
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When getting ghosted leads to surprise gifts in the mail 😂📦
My problem is that, as soon as it starts raining, I feel like the day should be canceled.
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Looks like Mother Nature hit snooze on the weather alarm ⏰🌧️😴
I need a day between every day to recover from the day before, and prepare for the day coming.
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Life hack request: insert an extra day between each day so I can nap professionally 😴🗓️😅
Every day is literally just me distracting myself until the next day.
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Sounds like my plan to procrastinate on procrastination! 🎯😄
I’ve never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.
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Is it too much to ask for a wiper setting between torrential downpour and light sprinkle? 😂🌧️🚗
They should invent a day where it all makes sense.
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Still waiting for that day to appear on my calendar 😂🗓️🤔
My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!
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Napping goals right there! I aspire to reach that level of chill. 🦥😴😂