Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.
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"☕ Coffee is so last season, I'm ready to power up with the blood of my enemies today! 💪💀 Who needs caffeine when you've got revenge coursing through your veins? 😂🔥 #MondayMotivation"

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