Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Commentary:
"Oh, the dedication to staying single is truly unmatched! 🤣 Who needs cupid's arrow when you've got consistency on your side? Here's to a year of flying solo like a boss! 🎯 #ConsistentAndContent"

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