Funny single quotes

Funny single quotes offer a humorous take on the single life and its quirks! 😄💬 Whether it’s the joys of independence or the comedic side of dating adventures, these quotes provide a lighthearted perspective on being single. Embrace the fun and laugh out loud at the single life! 😂🎉

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Funny Quotes September 11, 2024

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Funny Quotes September 7, 2024

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

Funny Quotes August 28, 2024

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Funny Quotes August 22, 2024

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Funny Quotes August 21, 2024

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Funny Quotes August 12, 2024

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Funny Quotes July 12, 2024

To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

Funny Quotes July 9, 2024

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Funny Quotes June 29, 2024

Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

Funny Quotes June 28, 2024

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Funny Quotes June 16, 2024

I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

Funny Quotes May 27, 2024

If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

Funny Quotes May 22, 2024