Π†f you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.