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21 Funny key quotes

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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Posted onMar 28, 2026

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

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