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  • Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”
  • I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.
  • Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.
  • Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.
  • I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.
  • I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.