Commentary:
"When you answer just one question, you're not dodging bullets—you're running a marathon in a minefield! 🏃♂️💥😅"
12 Funny bravery quotes
“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?
Commentary:
Haha, same here! Can I get a “calm” pass, please? 😂🙈🧘♀️
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
Commentary:
"Who knew a career in donations could be so… *dissection*ary? 🩺😂 #OrganDonorGoals"
Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.
Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.
Commentary:
"Who needs a dating app when you have the courage to slide into someone's DMs like a fearless warrior? 💪😂 Whether it's LinkedIn, Yelp, or even the grocery store, love is just a bold message away! #ShootYourShot"
You don’t scare me, I was married once.
Commentary:
"Ah, the battle-tested warrior of relationships! 💪🏼💍 Who needs fear when you've survived the ultimate challenge? Take that, unknown adversaries! 😂 #MarriageWarrior"
I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.
Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' days of answering the phone blindly 📞😱 It was a wild time of thrilling unknowns! Ring, ring – cue the daredevil 'hello' 😆 Who needs caller ID when you've got nerves of steel? 🦸♂️💥 #BraveAnsweringSkills"
People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
Commentary:
"Let's give a round of applause to the nap warriors 🙌💤! Waking up multiple times in a day? That's some next-level bravery right there! 😂 #NapGoals"
Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.
Commentary:
"Bravery is all fun and games until you meet a determined goose on a mission! 🦢😂 #GooseGotMeShook"
Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.
Commentary:
"Lord of the Rings: A tale of a pint-sized hero with a golden heart and his unexpected travel buddy, Frodo – the ring bearer, the forever hungry, and the undisputed champion of 'worst travel companion ever' 🌟🍔 #AdventuresOfFrodoAndHisPersonalSpaceBubble"