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Finally, a place where job horror stories get their well-deserved spotlight! 😅📉
87 Funny app quotes
App store slop games don’t let you see your battery percentage for the same reason casinos don’t have windows.
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Those games suck you in faster than a vacuum cleaner at a dust convention! 🎮🧹🔋
That time I pulled up 123Movies to watch a movie on my phone and woke up with scheduled porn notifications on my Calendar app for the next 3 years.
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Sounds like your phone decided to have its own "adult education" curriculum 📅🍿🔞😂
A new app idea called Linked-Out, where people can post about why they left their toxic workplace.
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Finally, a place where 'explaining my 2-year gap' means 'recovering from my ex-job'! 😅📉✨
There should be an anti-LinkedIn app where everyone posts their failures, and we congratulate them for it.
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Finally, a place where my extensive collection of 'oops moments' can really shine! 🎉🙈 #FailsAndFriends
Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.
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Looks like it's time to trade left swipes for hot dogs and baseball strikes! 🍺🌭⚾️
Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).
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Swiping left on dating apps, swiping right on HR policies! 😅💼❤️
Hobbies include opening and closing apps.
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Mastering the ancient art of app surfing, one tap at a time.
Deleted all my dating apps. I’m ready to find the love of my life in World of Warcraft.
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Leveling up my love life one quest at a time! 💘🎮🧙♂️
Twitter will always be your best app if you’re single, funny, or just depressed.
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Sounds like Twitter's the ultimate triple threat—swipe left if you're funny, swipe right if you're just here for the memes 😂📱💔