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82 Funny app quotes

Funny app quotes are the digital age’s comedic gems, injecting a dose of laughter into your daily scroll 😂. Whether you’re in need of a quick giggle or a witty one-liner, these app-sourced quips are sure to tickle your funny bone 🤪. Perfect for breaking the ice or lightening the mood, each quote is a little gift of humor wrapped in pixels 🎁. Dive into the playful world of funny app quotes and let the chuckles begin! 😄📱

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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