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Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡Ŧ has copied:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ą has bookmarked:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ū has copied:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡ŧ has copied:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡Ŋ has bookmarked:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡đ has downloaded:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ī has viewed:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŊðŸ‡ē has downloaded:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩ🇎 has shared:

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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Trending via Threads:

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

Going viral on X:

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

Making waves on Reddit:

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Breaking via Reddit:

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

Making waves on Discord:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡Ķ has shared:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Someone from ðŸ‡ē🇷 has bookmarked:

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŊðŸ‡ē has viewed:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Someone from ðŸ‡Ļ🇚 has shared:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

Someone from ðŸ‡Đ🇰 has viewed:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡Đ has viewed:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŊðŸ‡ĩ has bookmarked:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĐðŸ‡ī has viewed:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Someone from 🇷🇞 has copied:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡ē has copied:

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Social Media Log ðŸ’Ŧ

Spotted on Reddit:

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

Reported on YouTube:

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

Seen just now on Discord:

My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

Seen just now on YouTube:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Just shared via Facebook:

Enjoy the time between diapers!

Breaking via Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40sâ€Ķ you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Just shared via Threads:

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Just shared via Reddit:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Making waves on Snapchat:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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