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My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Going viral on Slack:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

Trending via Telegram:

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Going viral on Telegram:

My brain has too many tabs open.

Going viral on Telegram:

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

Just shared via Pinterest:

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Just shared via Slack:

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Breaking via YouTube:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

4 months ago

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

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Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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Seen just now on X:

Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Reported on YouTube:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

Just shared via Telegram:

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

Going viral on Facebook:

“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

Spotted on Facebook:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Going viral on Twitch:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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